Isn't Twitter a wonderful place? You can always depend on it for a bit of witty banter, and yesterday the #MiddleClassChatUpLines delivered pure comedy gold.
Started by comedy website The Poke, it encouraged people to come up with the most middle class flirtations they could possibly come up with. A bit like a romantic Overheard In Waitrose if you will.
Without further ado, check out the gems that were submitted below: